Derek Haines

A Cambridge CELTA English teacher and author with a passion for writing and all forms of publishing. My days are spent writing and blogging, as well as testing and taming new technology.

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Mean Book Reviewers

Mean Book Reviews Are A Fact Of Life For Self-Published Authors

Today’s book market gives power to readers – even the not-so-nice ones who post mean book reviews. Less than ten years ago, readers had little opportunity to review books. You could only find book reviews in newspapers and the back blurb of books. But times have changed. Nowadays, every reader can have their say about…

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Writing Naked – You Are Always Baring Your Soul To Your Readers

Writing is akin to being naked in the street, baring yourself to the world. This paraphrases the thought expressed to me by a friend recently when we discussed publishing one’s writing. The analogy of writing naked is very good. We write our thoughts hidden from public view and safe from prying eyes and ears. A…

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10 Writing Tips And Tricks To Help You Improve Your Writing Accuracy

Here are ten humorous writing tips to help you improve your writing accuracy. We all spend so much time writing online. It is always a good idea to make sure that your writing skills are up to an acceptable and readable standard. There’s nothing worse than reading a tweet, a LinkedIn or Facebook entry, or…

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How To Format An Ebook For Self-Publishing Using Microsoft Word

This is a short step-by-step guide on how to format an ebook in Microsoft Word. One of the common questions authors ask me is how to get the correct formatting for an ebook for Kindle, Smashwords, or Draft2Digital. While many authors might think that it is sometimes difficult to get a manuscript passed by Smashwords,…

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Yoda Grammar

Star Wars Grammar By Yoda – A Delight For All You Grammar Lovers

Something for Star Wars grammar lovers. There is nothing better than a little inverted Yoda grammar to get the purists’ teeth gnashing. The fantastic infographic below gives a few examples of Yoda speak, which I have to admit I love. From inverted word order, or inversion, to dropping auxiliaries, moving modifiers, all the way through…

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Random House Gives Author Solutions AKA AuthorHouse The Chop

Penguin Random House has booted Author Solutions. Media reports have confirmed the sale of Author Solutions by Penguin Random House. It will abandon its venture into expensive self-publishing and concentrate on traditional publishing in the future. This article is now dated but remains online for reference value. Author Solutions is infamous For those who may…

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